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azerbaijan technology
a company started with little more than a yak tooth, 2 microwaves and an old VW polo with no reverse gear. Here's what we specialize in:
Shrimp farming
whether you're just a hobbyist or an arctic penguin looking to offset tarrifs by starting a shrimp farm. Our items can help you achieve your desired outcome.
vw polo enthusiast
If you're like the CEO of azerbaijan technology and have a love for VW POLOS. oUR ITEMS CAN DEFINITELY HELP WITH expressing your appreciation.
Crypto mining expert
Gurt is on his way to build the leading crypto mining facility in the mountains of georgia. you can do something similar, if you just plan big enough
Before/after
Look at what happened to Vladimir Putin when he started a shrimp farm and finally became a Child Of Khan.
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What item you need?
primarily hoodies and t shirts but we're currently working on selling microwave hoverboards as well.
a Goringo is a mix between a gorilla and a flamingo.
THIS NON HUMAN ENTITY ADMITS HE'S A FAN OF VW POLO.